The battle between the Undefeated!!!!

First, a press release from the CATS MLB Brody Taylor:

"Due to the selfish actions of BOOM and Backie, I will be taking a vacation until the playoffs. If they want to take all the sacks and get all the glory, then they can just do it all by them selves." This is a quote from Brody Taylor as he walked to his vehicle after the Deadly Snatch game. After Taylor entered his vehicle he rolled down the window and stated, "if you want me I will be at the Hungry Beaver."He then sprayed a substance into the air, causing all of the female news crew to run after his vehicle, tearing off their clothes as they ran. One reporter noted that Taylors license plate read SXPNTHR. We are looking into a definition and will report as we get it.*Action News - Channel 12*

Are the CATS having trouble in Taiping??? Will this effect their game play against the Poon?

This just in...Brody Taylor was seen leaving the Hungry Beaver, wearing the same clothes from yesterday. He appears to be headed in the direction of The Cat's Lair. Our news crew is following his vehicle down the highway. We will let you know, if in fact, the Cat's star LB goes to the game. Time is short so stay tuned.*Action News - Channel 12*

To make things worse, it looks like Jack Backie and Taylor are having feuds between the ladies of Taiping:

"Good evening Phil this is Tits Mcgee reporting live from The Cats Lair for Channel 9 where Cats DE Jack Backie has just arrived for tonight's game. Backie was uncharacteristically tight lipped when asked to comment on reports that team mate and long term comrade Brody Taylor was refusing to take the field with Backie in the team. Fans will recall that Backie and Taylor started their football careers together at LSU where they formed the cornerstone of the defence that guided the Tigers to the BCS title in 2007. Seemingly inseparable on and off the field their names became synonymous with off field antics culminating in the infamous "Beavergate" incident.It is believed the presence of Taylor in Taiping was a major factor in Backie's decision to leave Krakow and head east and the reports of a rift have surprised those closest to the two.....Wait just a minute..... Backie and Taylor have appeared at a window on the first floor,they appear to be waving me in..Lord what's that smell?? Sorry Phil You'll have to come back to me this needs further investigation. This is Tits Mcgee entering the Cats Lair"

Stay tuned for tomorrow night's game to find out if this was just a media stunt or are the CATS imploding from within........