Monday, December 1, 2008

10-0 AGAIN!!!!

A press release from CATS DE Jackie Backie:

It was today announced Taiping Golden Cats Defensive End Jack Backie is to be the face of Odeon's "Sex Panther" The cologne for men. The ruggedly handsome Backie is said to be the ideal choice to promote the infamously pungent scent.When asked to comment Backie's agent Fumbbler said " Its illegal in 9 countries and made from bits of real panther so you know its real good, Jack's delighted to be associated with such a quality product."Backie himself was unavailable for comment but was later seen emerging from the Channel 9 trailer with reporter Betty Gotsome, Cats Linebacker Brody Taylor, 2 cheerleaders and a large smile. The Cats are of course on a 10 game winning streak which should continue in Kendari tomorrow.Rumours of a sex and beer ban being introduced by notoriously strict owner scoran appear to have escaped Backie and Taylor,who have negotiated a late flight to the home of the Red Elephants thereby enabling them to officially open Taiping's premier lap dancing club the Hungry Beaver, in which they have a 50% stake.

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